{"id":117,"date":"2004-09-06T12:41:15","date_gmt":"2004-09-06T12:41:15","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2004-09-06T12:41:15","modified_gmt":"2004-09-06T12:41:15","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"All Wasps Are Evil and Must Be Destroyed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my way to work this morning by bike as usual, a wasp flew straight into my mouth.  After a struggle which involved me trying to gouge it out of my mouth whilst attempting to slow down and stop the bike (avoiding both the bushes\/ditch on one side and cars\/buses on the other), the Evil Creature stung me on the inside of my top lip.<\/p>\n<p>Not nice.  It was swelling up quite a lot, so I took a bundle of antihistamine just to be on the safe side, and got a short-notice GP&#8217;s appointment.  The doctor basically did the &#8216;chocolate-teapot routine&#8217; &#8220;Well, what do you expect <i>me<\/i> to do about it?  The swelling will go away, you&#8217;ll be OK.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A most excellent start to a Monday, thank you very much.  Just wondering whether this is a karma &#8216;payback&#8217; for something I&#8217;ve already done, or whether it&#8217;s just setting me up for something good in the next few days &#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><b>Updated Tuesday 7 September 09:50<\/b>: And the day went from bad to worse when (a) I developed a nasty cold and (b) the chain on my bike broke on the way home from work.  Come on karma-payback &#8211; bring it on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my way to work this morning by bike as usual, a wasp flew straight into my mouth. After a struggle which involved me trying to gouge it out of my mouth whilst attempting to slow down and stop the bike (avoiding both the bushes\/ditch on one side and cars\/buses on the other), the Evil&#8230;&nbsp;(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/?p=117\">read more<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}