{"id":126,"date":"2004-10-12T22:10:32","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T22:10:32","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2004-10-12T22:10:32","modified_gmt":"2004-10-12T22:10:32","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"Speed bump? WHAT speed bump?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got speed bumps in our road now.  The builders packed up their kit and left yesterday.  Today, the Line Painters arrived.  There isn&#8217;t a speed bump outside our house, yet they felt the need to do this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/images\/speedbump1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/images\/speedbump2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right, they&#8217;ve marked out the non-existent bumps.  The interesting thing is that traffic is slowing down for them and, presumably, feeling rather silly about that afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve got speed bumps in our road now. The builders packed up their kit and left yesterday. Today, the Line Painters arrived. There isn&#8217;t a speed bump outside our house, yet they felt the need to do this: Yes, that&#8217;s right, they&#8217;ve marked out the non-existent bumps. The interesting thing is that traffic is slowing&#8230;&nbsp;(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/?p=126\">read more<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}