{"id":158,"date":"2005-02-25T19:54:15","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T19:54:15","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-02-25T19:54:15","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T19:54:15","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"Three Things I Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three things I hate:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Laptops;<\/li>\n<li>Windows XP;<\/li>\n<li>Laptops running Windows XP.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>OK, so I know that&#8217;s only really two-and-a-half things, but stuff it.  I spent most of yesterday (and a large part of the day before) cleaning up the laptop belonging to our Director.  The copy of Norton Anti-Virus has been nagging her since <i>August<\/i> that its subscription has expired and she hadn&#8217;t mentioned it, or tried to update it.  I only found out about this because other Strange Things were going on with it.<\/p>\n<p>First, primed with her credit card number and billing address (!) I updated her copy of Norton, then in an effort to clean the thing up, I ran the spyware-checking utilities <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lavasoftusa.com\/software\/adaware\/\">AdAware<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.safer-networking.org\/en\/home\/index.html\">Spyboy Search &#038; Destroy<\/a>.  This found a couple of Gator-related spyware things, which she&#8217;s had before (and I&#8217;ve cleaned off before!).  Then I decided to run Windows Update.<\/p>\n<p>Given that I don&#8217;t run Windows, I&#8217;m generally spared the horror that is Windows Update.  You go there and you see a big friendly button saying &#8220;Click here to download all critical updates&#8221;.  It lies.<\/p>\n<p>Click button, stuff downloads, stuff gets installed, reboot.<\/p>\n<p>Go <i>back<\/i> to Windows Update, see &#8220;Click here to download all critical updates&#8221;.  Hmmm, thought I&#8217;d already done that &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Click button, stuff downloads, stuff gets installed, reboot.<\/p>\n<p>Lather rinse repeat, except that this time it&#8217;s Windows XP Service Pack 2 which is <i>huge<\/i> &#8211; something like 300MB; just as well we had that connection upgrade recently, really.<\/p>\n<p>After the next reboot, it&#8217;s &#8220;Click button, stuff downloads, stuff gets installed, reboot.&#8221; <i>again<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid thing.  I realise that some upgrades may have dependencies, but frankly that&#8217;s ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s now back in working order, with auto-updates switched on (I realise that can be a double-edged sword, but it&#8217;s probably the best option for a machine that I only see when it breaks).<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, I can hardly blame $DIRECTOR for not keeping her laptop up-to-date and secure &#8211; that&#8217;s not her job and it&#8217;s not something which she understands.<\/p>\n<p>There were times yesterday, though, when I felt like just whipping out the Debian installation CDs and putting a Proper Operating System on.  Given that she only uses Word and Powerpoint, I could probably have got away with that: &#8220;I&#8217;ve upgraded your laptop&#8221; might have convinced her.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three things I hate: Laptops; Windows XP; Laptops running Windows XP. OK, so I know that&#8217;s only really two-and-a-half things, but stuff it. I spent most of yesterday (and a large part of the day before) cleaning up the laptop belonging to our Director. The copy of Norton Anti-Virus has been nagging her since August&#8230;&nbsp;(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/?p=158\">read more<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sungate.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}